going to get a red tear tattooed on my cheek for every snail i step on in the dark
Someone told me the secret to eye contact is to focus on things in a triangle from eye to eye to tip of nose. Idk if it works I’ve been to scared to try it o a person.IS NOONE GOING TO MENTION HOW HARD IT IS TO MAKE DIRECT EYE CONTACT? DO YOU STARE IN THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT IDK
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no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
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Im doing a bunch of babysitting
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. LOOK HOW COOL SHE IS. LOOK AT THE CLOUDS WITH THE WINGS AHHHHH.
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Just had a roast and a crumble and a long cuddle with a baby. It was really nice.
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A celebration of Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg & Nick Frost’s ‘Cornetto Trilogy’ - Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and the upcoming The World’s End - Served Wright From the Freezer by Andrew Kolb. (via Bottleneck Gallery)
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I hate recipes that require like 40 weird ass ingredients. I only have eggs, milk, flour and sugar I have no time or money to look for your 3 cups of baby dragons saliva
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Last night I had a panic attack at work while i was serving customers and it was super embarassing and stupid. My supervisor was really nice and let me do returns instead of serving customers.
But then later on in the night wonderful lady and children’s television personality, suzy cato came to my check out and was all “i havent seen you around for a while” and I was all OMG Suzy Cato remembers me and is talking to me aaaah.
